2021 NFL Mock Draft - Draft Dive Joe Has A Unique Final Mock Draft

Joe had a unique take on his 2021 NFL Mock Draft. Upon further review, I would like to point out that while Joe had fun with a lot of the picks here, he got five exactly right. Mel Kiper got six right. So, Joe effing around is as accurate as Mel Kiper, as I think Joe could have called the Jags pick.

Top 10

1.Kyle Pitts TE Florida The Jaguars just signed CJ Beathard, so it would be an absolute joke for them to take a backup here.
2.Zach Wilson QB BYU The Jets are all in on Wilson.
3.Trey Lance QB North Dakota State His name is Trey, so of course he’ll be the third pick.
4.Justin Fields QB Ohio State Hometown boy makes good.
5.Ja’Marr Chase WR LSU Reuniting the best duo since the Rock n’ Sock Connection.
6.Jaylen Waddle WR Alabama Dolphins are kind of like penguins, sea animals that like to waddle.
7.Alaric Jackson OT Iowa An upgrade on the offensive line.
8.Penei Sewell OT Oregon The Panthers want athleticism, and Sewell brings it.
9.Jamie Newman QB Georgia They get him confused with Justin Fields as a guy that should have started for Georgia.
10.Chauncey Golston EDGE Iowa Big time edge help for the Cowboys.

Picks 11-20

11.DeVonta Smith WR Alabama Giants love stats…nerds.
12.Patrick Surtain II CB Alabama I’m Surtain this is a good pick.
13.Rashawn Slater OT Northwestern I’ve run out of things to say.
14.Mekhi Sargent RB Iowa Cook takes #4, so it’s time to get a back with a running back number.
15.Nick Niemann LB Iowa Great genetics with a brother in the NFL.
16.Jaycee Horn CB South Carolina Oh, me so Horny!
17.Micah Parsons LB Penn State Athletic specimen, some things never change.
18.Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB Notre Dame He’s a total JOK.
19.Christian Darrisaw OT Virginia Tech I love linemen but they are boring.
20.Trevor Lawrence QB Clemson I know a lot of people don’t have him going here, but I think he’s a first round talent.

Picks 21-32

21.Alijah Vera-Tucker OG USC AVT, not as cool as an ATV.
22.Kwity Paye EDGE Michigan Kwity Paye, more like Starty Paye-ing me.
23.Travis Etienne RB Clemson The next Le’Veon Bell?
24.Najee Harris RB Alabama Steelers need a running back.
25.Christian Barmore DT Alabama This is another pick in this draft.
26.Caleb Farley CB Virginia Tech And another.
27.Ihmir Smith-Marsette WR Iowa Such a steal for the Ravens.
28.Jamin Davis LB Kentucky This actually might happen.
29.Ian Book QB Notre Dame You can never have too many quarterbacks.
30.Shaun Beyer TE Iowa A good tight end for new QB, Mitchell Trubisky to throw to.
31.Daviyon Nixon DT Iowa Great pick.
32.Drue Chrisman P Ohio State
What do you get for the team that has everything?